I've just had a lovely chicken Vindaloo washed down with a half-priced bottle of Chablis from Tesco (excellent BTW).
The wife is out on a hen night and, on a really pervy note, I've just watched a girl in the student flats behind my house get changed for her night out.She didn't draw the curtains so I blame her. I know that's naughty but you would have to be pure not to look. I am someway off of pure. I didn't knock one out though, but that's old age and vino effect

I am listening to, at this very moment, to "I feel love" by Donna Summer which is probably the horniest piece of music of all time. I might knock one out to the memory of some of the dances I've had to this song!!!!