Teams of love and hate (mainly hate)

Obviously, we all support Liverpool or we wouldn’t come here. But what are your thoughts on the other prem teams? Who do you hate and who do have a soft spot for?
Starting with most hated here’s my irrational thoughts.

1)   Manure – Spiteful, know nothing, glory hunting fans. They may have equalled our titles record but they will never ever be in the same class. Kuntz
2)   Blueshite – Bitter fans. Kick, bollock and bite style of play. Always think they are better than they actually are. Kuntz
(These two often swap places depending on what company I’m in)
3)   Chelsea / Man City – Would probably both be in the third tier if it wasn’t for their rich owners. The prostitutes of the Premier league . Kuntz.
5)   Bar Codes – Another club that thinks it’s bigger than it is by conveniently forgetting History. This mythical Toon army never existed in the 70 & 80’s when Sunderland regularly outdid them on attendances. Wankers
6)   Totts – much the same as the Geordies but with a little more success to base in on. Wankers
7)   Blackburn & Bolton – The Allardyce connection (He is a Prick) Wankers
9)   Wolves – The McCarthy Factor (no mark manager/ shite commentator) Tossers
10)   Wigan and Sunderland – Steve Bruce (The best player never to have been capped – My fat spotty arse) Tossers
12)   Villa and Brum – Boring teams from a boring, horrible city. Dross.
14)    Arsenal – For all their success and obvious rivalry with us, I find it difficult to    dislike Arsenal, although I could quite happily smack Arshavin in the gob.
15)    Blackpool, Fulham, Stoke & WBA – No reason to dislike these sides and in fact, adds a bit of nostalgia to the division as they were all up there in the early sixties when I first became hooked on the game.
19)    West Ham. By the nature of things I should be a West Ham fan. Born within spitting distance of Upton Park into a family of mad hammers, I very nearly succumbed. All my nephews and nieces from down there call me Uncle Judas – lol. I will always have a place in my heart for them. Also the Di Canio / Stereo song (if anyone remembers) remains the best song sung by any away supporters at Anfield.
 
Non Prem sides –
Hate – Leeds (from the Revie era), Southampton (Got beat up at the Dell), Portsmouth (Cos of the tit with the tatts, the hat and the bell), Sheffield Wednesday (the band) and United (Warnock). All Kuntz

Like – Dumbarton (based near there in the Navy - watched them quite a bit in the 70’s), Plymouth (Same reason), Torquay (Helen Chamberlain), Accrington Stanley (who are they) and Crewe (Worked in Crewe 79-87 and watched them a  bit as well. Plus Dario Gradi is a Legend)

So there you have it; the mad ramblings of a lost soul. It will be interesting to see what others think