A witty and well thought out response Zimmy. It's nice to see the art of repartee is alive and well. BTW she said you were a needle dick and so unpracticed that you finished before getting it in.
She said the same to me about you Nicho but she decided to stick with you because you cook a mean Rump Steak.
Being a silly old c**t, you'll have to tell me what futsal is. You sound like your made up so I'll say congratulations.
Sounds like five a side, maybe. It was a long time ago but I remember it being knackering hard work. No wonder you want to play in goal.