Been a while, girls.
BUT DADDY'S BACK.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR AMERICAN ALCOHOLIC KING.
KNEEL BEFORE MY ALCOHOLIC PROWESS AND DESPAIR AT MY TOLERANCE FOR LIQUOR.
Anyway, hope you beautiful humans are doing well.
I'm wasted. As per usual.
And practically in tears over seeing Liverpool play yesterday,
Had me in tears singing YNWA yesterday. It was such a religious experience for me.
Can;t wait to do it in England.
Anyway, hopefully yous exy girls are doing okay.
I'm f**ked up.
And awesome at typing.
P.S. f**k Joe Allen.
I met Claire Rourke yesterday and told her to give me a shot at Melwood, so soon enough you'll see me replacing that Welsh goat.
But for real, peace.